alll of you play your little games and never want to help a guy out.

 

Never want to help him do what?!

I helped Baller roof his house.

I gave Z his sex change (that took like ALL DAY!)

I spent all weekend giving Stumbler a sense of humor (but he lost it-I think it's under the couch).

I helped DFJ change a flat tire.

Shake and I spent a whole week putting together baby furniture.

I found Trumpet a new job today (my sex slave...he's loving it).

Who says we don't help the guys around here out???

But seriously, help a guy do what?

 

yeah, but what have you done for me lately?

 

"What have you done for me lately.....Ooh ooh ooh yeah.."

 

Er, talk to our boyfriends and ask them if we're prudes.

No really, pm my master, he's halodren. He'll tell you whether I'm prude.

And honestly, if you're looking for it, go to the personals, there has to be some one looking.

 

What kind of help are you looking for?

 

Maybe it's your approach. Just because you're on a porn site doesn't mean the women are automatically going to flock to you.

 

Oh, how quickly they forget!

Remember, at xmas.... I let you and your friends strap me to a Bently and fuck me silly, cumming on the two of us until we were both covered in the luscious filth of man seed?

Or was that Thundered Echoes? You guys all blur together after a certain point. I have to stop doing so many sexual favors around this place.

 

well, i don't know about the other ladies on here, but my girl is far from a prude. no need to pm me, i'll tell you right now, she's very willing and able to please a man, she's just found a man that never learned to share in kindergarten. it's not the ladies that are prudes, it's the guys that are selfish.

 

Nope....

Was it snowing?

Was I drunk?

 

I do believe this is the first i've ever seen someone call someone else a prude on a porn site. Seriously, if they were such prudes, would they be here? Not to mention, just because they're here doesn't mean they want to cyber with you, which is probably why you made this post.

 

Trust me....these ladies are no prudes!!!! I was previously married to a real prude. We had plain old missionary sex about 3 or 4 time a year for 15 years. The last 3 years of which, no sex what so ever. My current wife is a total phreak!! I never knew what it could be like. We've been married for a year and a half, and we've done things I could only have imagined prior to meeting her. Prude you say???? If you consider them prudes, I'd like to hear your description someone who isn't a "prude".

 

Prudes? I assume you didn't get responses for cybering you wanted. Just because we don't want to talk to you doesn't make us prudes. My husband is more than satisfied nightly even after 15 years.

 

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LMAO...wow....prude.... silly word.

 

Seriously?!

Now THIS is a funny thread topic.

Here are some other good questions:

1. What makes George W.Bush such a great President?

2. What could Kobe Bryant do to get a little spring in his step?

3. Do you think AC/DC will ever come out with a good rock song?

I'm sure I could think of some other perplexing questions, but this is a start. Thanks for starting this thought-provoking thread!

 

Note to OP.

Research the difference between "prude" and "selective".

Namaste.

 

sorry for being a stupid mother fucker.... but PRUDE means ?????

 

Nothing stupid about not knowing a word. In this context it means, a narrow-minded person. Someone who disapproves of sexual activity in any form or context.

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo

 

Why are people who start threads like this such idiots? Oh, sorry....too harsh?